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Arbitrage Andy, CEO, and Andy & Company exists as a liquidity provider in the Over The Counter (OTC) Meme and Media Markets through Arbitrage Media.  Committed to the sourcing and originating of the darkest, realest, and most robust financial goonery. Sales will free you my sons and daughters. Move Size. 

  • ar·bi·trage

  • ar·bi·trage /ˈärbəˌträZH/ - noun, the simultaneous buying and selling of securities, currency, or commodities in different markets or in derivative forms in order to take advantage of differing prices for the same asset. "profitable arbitrage opportunities"
  • dark pool

  • dark pool - noun, a private securities exchange in which investors, typically large financial institutions, are able to make trades anonymously. "the dark pool's volume has grown from a million shares to 43 million shares"
  • Warren Buffett

  • "Lose money for the firm, and I will be understanding. Lose a shred of reputation for the firm, and I will be ruthless."
  • Enron

  • The collapse of Enron, which held more than $60 billion in assets, involved one of the biggest bankruptcy filings in the history of the United States, and it generated much debate as well as legislation designed to improve accounting standards and practices, with long-lasting repercussions in the financial world.
  • Lord of War

  • A definitive figure for the value of international conventional arms transfers is difficult to calculate with precision. In 2010, the total value, as recorded in national statistics, was approximately US $72 billion. Since then, it is estimated that it the arms trade has been approaching US $100 billion annually.
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ar·bi·trage

ar·bi·trage /ˈärbəˌträZH/ - noun, the simultaneous buying and selling of securities, currency, or commodities in different markets or in derivative forms in order to take advantage of differing prices for the same asset. "profitable arbitrage opportunities"

dark pool

dark pool - noun, a private securities exchange in which investors, typically large financial institutions, are able to make trades anonymously. "the dark pool's volume has grown from a million shares to 43 million shares"

Warren Buffett

"Lose money for the firm, and I will be understanding. Lose a shred of reputation for the firm, and I will be ruthless."

Enron

The collapse of Enron, which held more than $60 billion in assets, involved one of the biggest bankruptcy filings in the history of the United States, and it generated much debate as well as legislation designed to improve accounting standards and practices, with long-lasting repercussions in the financial world.

Lord of War

A definitive figure for the value of international conventional arms transfers is difficult to calculate with precision. In 2010, the total value, as recorded in national statistics, was approximately US $72 billion. Since then, it is estimated that it the arms trade has been approaching US $100 billion annually.

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James D., Rye, NY

Managing Director chirped my Move Size Mug but I know he follows Arbitrage Andy so joke is on him

Ellen, Manhattan, NY

Enron hat came quick, great since I work in Oil & Gas

Richard, Houston, TX